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Spit Demotivational Poster


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twill1962 - July 16, 2012, 10:21 pm
Whatever you do, don't use the ones on the golf course. I was in ICU for three weeks.
MissPriss - May 7, 2012, 9:48 am
Should of red flagged when you saw it was bagless.


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Rating: 4.37/5

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spacedog - December 16, 2010, 5:50 pm
Hawamleh - December 15, 2010, 9:13 am
and I'm not talking about the poster 5L
Hawamleh - December 15, 2010, 9:10 am
I think this one will die alone.

FIRE SPITTERS - The most extreme way to show the world how awesome they are.

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mariand - August 1, 2012, 6:04 pm
come on lady!... you can do better than this! :)))


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Valymar - March 16, 2012, 4:28 pm
Reality Lord - March 15, 2012, 6:13 pm

...wow (humble wow)
lgvernon - March 15, 2012, 5:38 pm

carebear - March 15, 2012, 5:05 pm
(carebear BANNED)
Rick69 - March 15, 2012, 4:49 pm
Crushing. . . in a word. . .
tellitlikeitis - March 15, 2012, 1:00 pm
Oh my... this is fabulous!

THE DRAMA LLAMA - The spitting image of the worst kind of drama queen

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Zetmonk - August 28, 2012, 1:37 am
Really enjoyed this one, thanks Venator!


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SamanthaNufer - June 22, 2011, 9:12 pm
You are thread!
440wakeup - March 18, 2011, 1:05 pm
Thats what she SAID!!
ICEMAN - January 28, 2011, 9:02 pm
Don't care what you think of it Sean. Perfect caption for the prefect pic. 5
Sean - September 5, 2009, 7:49 pm
Didn't anyone get the obvious reference to the Cuban Missile Crisis? Dammit, that's the last time I put any real thought into a politifake!
Sean - August 31, 2009, 2:18 am
You threaten' to put a train on sumbuddy? Ya mook. Well kiss my cabooooooos. Capiche?
agdaniele - August 30, 2009, 11:06 pm
Youz keep it up, and you'll be sleepin' with the NY Islanders.
Arrogant Knight - August 30, 2009, 11:05 pm
I'll come back later...
Sean - August 30, 2009, 11:04 pm
Or maybe dueling Brandos is more yer speed, ya syphalitic carpetbagger?
agdaniele - August 30, 2009, 10:58 pm
Be y'all a Martin or be y'all a Coy, rabbit?
Sean - August 30, 2009, 10:56 pm
na na nar nar nar nar narrr narrr narRRR ... *conspicuous pause*
agdaniele - August 30, 2009, 10:54 pm
I reckon this here is a squabble!
Sean - August 30, 2009, 10:50 pm
How dare you Sir compliment my poster! You scurrilous scabi-ridden no account! I say, I say, them's fightin' words ... Jeeves, hand my my dueling bango.
agdaniele - August 30, 2009, 10:37 pm
This poster is perfect. Don't listen to the Anonymous (if only) fool. What he lacks in logic, he makes up for in false assumptions.
Sean - August 30, 2009, 10:17 pm
Gary Jules ... that's it. Listening to it on YouTube at the moment.
Sean - August 30, 2009, 10:16 pm
cover of Mad World: the best.
Sean - August 30, 2009, 10:15 pm
Actually the Doonie Darko comparison was done in the forums once and it was very funny. But my avatar comes from one of my faovorite of mine: MASTERS IN ART HISTORY. No intentional Donnie Darko reference. But that is a great movie. Chills. And the
Derek - August 30, 2009, 10:12 pm
Much better Sean. In the relation your icon/avatar has to Donnie Darko.
Sean - August 30, 2009, 9:58 pm
OK, here's how I shoulda done it: photoshop the stick into a cigar. Little bit of smoke at the end. Type the title: DOGGY DANGERFIELD. (Rover Dangerfield is taken) Top it off with text like: "I tell ya, bitches give me no respect. No respect at all."
Sean - August 30, 2009, 9:44 pm
Wow Derek, you suck at this poster stuff even more than I do. That's just terrible. What were you thinking?
Derek - August 30, 2009, 8:24 pm
How about: "I can quit any time I want"
Sean - August 30, 2009, 6:58 pm
Holy mackeral this sucks. Wot was I thinking?

ANALGESICS - Sir, the pills go in your mouth.

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djrcreative - January 21, 2012, 12:57 pm
ROTFL! Nice. 5L

ST. MARY'S HOSPITAL FOR LIVER DISEASE - "Quick! Get me 600 CC's of Brandy, before this man sobers up!"

SPITTING IN SOUP - Does this turn anyone else on?

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*** - January 21, 2009, 2:30 pm
Spitting in soup: Because cum swapping shouldn't interrupt lunch time.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 14, 2008, 11:01 pm
I should point out that this was a parody of electric chair guy's posters...just in case.
Smile - November 14, 2008, 10:29 pm
God help me......Yes...Yes it does.

DAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM ! - That chick's hot!

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INTIMIDATION - Yes, I believe that the art of winning is through intimidation, and not necessarily do you have to speak about it. --Mark Spitz

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spacedog - March 15, 2011, 6:34 pm
LOL! I hope that's your lunch. As opposed to some form of medicinal treatments, that is.
Cubbybear - March 15, 2011, 2:39 am
I like perky
agdaniele - March 15, 2011, 2:30 am
...when the tomato is ripe... they're so perky.
Cubbybear - March 15, 2011, 2:25 am
I like it like mayo on a deli sub
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 15, 2011, 1:22 am
That gold wrapper....it just screams liverwurst (personally. I love the stuff)
Cubbybear - March 15, 2011, 1:16 am
God...I hope not. Polish sausage maybe
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 15, 2011, 12:58 am
Is that liverwurst on the right?


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Signe - February 8, 2009, 10:33 am
Looks more like GROOOSSS
Scorpio7 - February 8, 2009, 8:48 am
Looks more like the letter "S."


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Rating: 4.84/5

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Airman - June 22, 2011, 11:37 am
never thought about that LOL

The Few -

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Vanner - September 16, 2013, 8:29 am
It does't matter what nationality they were. At the time they were all that stopped us going under, they all deserve the honours...
Iconoclast - September 16, 2013, 1:08 am
There were significant numbers of Americans who flew with the RAF during the Battle of Britain. All of those in the RAF were both gallant and heroic and they literally saved Britain.
EmilioDumphque - September 15, 2013, 11:50 pm
Americans know who deserves honor and our thanks, even if they're "foreign devils".

Kittens -

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BASTARDS - They designed this Hospital

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Sean - October 23, 2009, 11:20 am
Thanks Bone. And yer poodles 'll look fabulous I'm sherrr in those chapeaus du chiens.
BoneCD - October 23, 2009, 8:18 am
Well done...5 my Poodles need hats


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Rating: 3.31/5

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SPIT SHINE - The amount of time it takes to destroy a parade-quality polish is directly and inversely proportional to the amount of time spent achieving the gloss.

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Rating: 2.53/5

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50cal - December 6, 2010, 1:42 pm
Baking them made the process much shorter with a bit of high gloss!
DocMonty - December 6, 2010, 9:52 am
Call me Crazy, but I miss having Spit shine boots.

Doug Murphy -

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frog - July 9, 2008, 3:36 am
god i love scrubs, good thing he is in the morgue now!


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Sho - March 5, 2012, 10:55 am
that's so na5ty
Verdeckt - March 4, 2012, 10:08 pm
mariand - March 4, 2012, 6:24 pm
well done!
carebear - March 4, 2012, 11:46 am
(carebear BANNED)
TheOne - March 4, 2012, 10:41 am
Unless you're seedless



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Rating: 3.92/5

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culos - February 3, 2010, 9:43 am
Hoer mal MAtthias. Ausserhalb Dzjermanie haben wir kein Umlaut auf unsere Tastatuere ;-)
culos - February 2, 2010, 4:48 pm
Danke schoen Kapitaen Bobvious....
Bob D. Sailor - January 19, 2010, 7:10 pm
Just trying to pronounce it, it sounds like German.
Ed-Hyde - January 13, 2010, 11:08 am
5 horribly obscure lions. Yes, I looked it up.


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agdaniele - August 9, 2010, 11:03 pm
Not a wise comment to almost not make.
Bakstabr - August 9, 2010, 11:01 pm
Thank you toc for saying that. I was almost about to say if they all hated anime posters so much they would have to go back on cubby... probably woulda been one of the stupidest things i ever did.
rerun - August 9, 2010, 9:44 pm

@TOC, we still love you even if you aren't as happy with your rack as we are.
thatonechick - August 9, 2010, 9:39 pm
I just popped in to announce. The arrival of your new 1L bomber... Me! I shall 1L each and every chickfake because I don't have a thing for tits. Sorry, guys. This is actually pretty funny, watermelon or no. TTFN
TheTrashHeap - August 9, 2010, 12:26 pm
Oh I see. It's just really vague and lame then. The dude is angry and the watermelon makes it funny.... it all makes sense now. BTW what dictionary is undelueded in?
Bakstabr - August 9, 2010, 12:08 pm
U dont have to understand the characters or know who they are at all.
Bakstabr - August 9, 2010, 12:07 pm
Ok, its simple. The dude is angry. Hes giving the lady something. I think the caption fits the pic perfectly. ITs not the WATERMELON thats the threat its the fact the dude looks angry and is giving something that is supposed to go with the text
TheTrashHeap - August 9, 2010, 11:11 am
If its something harmless where is the implied menace? Unless you know these characters the pic ruins the poster. How is melon a threat? Why would anybody assume that it would be? The words were wasted on the pic. Nobody strives to be sufficient.
Chompers - August 9, 2010, 11:08 am
The context is the person offering something, that's it. While I agree a real life pic would have been better, this is sufficient.
TheTrashHeap - August 9, 2010, 10:59 am
The pic offers no context. Culos is right a real life pic would have been much better. I have no idea who the characters in the pic are or what makes watermelon so dangerous.
culos - August 9, 2010, 10:38 am
Btw, the lines are great, with another picture (real life) that would have a remote relation to the text it would have been a 5
culos - August 9, 2010, 10:37 am
Any reference to Anime is demotivational in itself, it makes me depressed, this equals 1L, everyone who knows me should not be surprised.
Bakstabr - August 9, 2010, 10:20 am
Culos i gotta disagree with u on this one. Like Cubby's this is an anime poster that actually is demotivational. Plus the watermelon sitting there makes the caption funnier.
culos - August 9, 2010, 7:49 am
And therefore an automatic 1L!
thatonechick - August 9, 2010, 7:09 am
Hell. Yeah. THIS is an animefake.


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LIGHTERS - Now in Black Guy Form...

OH MY, MY! - I see my ex-wife got her old job back designing toys!

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Reality Lord - November 26, 2010, 5:05 pm

argh...i know i'm going to hear about it. i gave you a 5L on this dude...where you got the pic of my ex-wife is beyond me. demotivational and funny.

MARK SPITZ - But does he swallow?

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havoc - May 28, 2009, 9:18 pm
Im sorry. This is one of the funniest tunnels i've seen, but tunnel = 1. Im sorry for the inconvenience.

JERKS - Spicing up the World since 10,000 BC

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The New CEO'S first day -

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GaryO - August 6, 2013, 9:14 am
The pièce de résistance to your ongoing theme, tr. This shyt can happen. 5L
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 6, 2013, 1:33 am
Hahaha! Oh, wow! This is... hahaha!

efficiency -

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Bolverk3778 - July 18, 2013, 2:20 pm
In the UK the health service is funded by National Insurance payments which is paid by every employed person and businesses and topped off from General Taxation.
Bolverk3778 - July 18, 2013, 2:14 pm
Have you noticed that the ones complaining about free at point of use health care are the same ones that can afford to pay an accountant to work out the taxes that they somehow avoid paying?
thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 18, 2013, 12:39 am
Another poster that inspires me to move to Canada, lol. 5L

It's Always Sunny In Kabul -


absence -

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MissPriss - August 17, 2013, 12:53 am
A 5L thank you Sho for creating what too many others really need to see.
Rick69 - August 16, 2013, 3:53 pm
If that li'l duck in the beautiful font wasn't enough to take my 5Ls, the haunting text sure was...

sincerity -

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EmilioDumphque - April 19, 2014, 10:56 pm
It's a Callalily. Fairly common 'round these parts.
Sho - April 19, 2014, 10:25 pm
It's called a Calla.
motifayk - April 19, 2014, 7:39 pm
I assume it is some kind of Orchid.
Sho - April 19, 2014, 6:29 pm
That's a flower
Rick69 - April 19, 2014, 6:25 pm
What is that the picture of?

RAPTURE - Well, it was a good run. Sorry 'bout the mess.

NO MATTER HOW BAD IT GETS - I am not going to eat vegetables, unless they are the kind that come in a hospital bed .

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culos - November 16, 2010, 4:46 pm
so this is c0ck-teasing....
Mongo - November 15, 2010, 7:15 pm
Great pic...must be shower time


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ThatKoffeeBurns - November 10, 2014, 11:23 am
GaryO - November 10, 2014, 8:33 am
‘These days?’ Nothing has changed since Lee and Steve took turns boinking Jessie back in ‘63. Yup, writing still sucks. Good poster, though. 5L
ThatKoffeeBurns - November 10, 2014, 6:45 am
yeah, the writing's pretty terrible on that show, which is a shame because it was quite good back in the day.
Iconoclast - August 26, 2014, 5:10 pm
I watched it for 2 weeks while home recovering from surgery. Awful daytime tv. I was glad to go back to work.


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Sean - June 24, 2009, 5:37 pm
Yepper. Some how some way I have suffered a head injury.
agdaniele - June 24, 2009, 12:24 am
An excellent line for a picture that almost anyone could've made a poor motifake out of!!!!

GOVERNOR SPITZER - is a nice girl

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Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 18, 2008, 8:37 am
It was a joke. It plays off the fact that you can read it that way.
Pitch - August 18, 2008, 7:41 am
Wow...you fail. He isn't saying Spitzer is a girl...he is saying he needs money to get a hooker like Spitzer did.

Jack McDonald -

Only You -

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MissPriss - June 14, 2015, 7:59 pm
Jesus you didn't miss a thing...teehee. Thanks for the vote.
JesusWept - May 20, 2015, 8:07 pm
I can't belive i missed this one. Outstanding! 5 L's
MissPriss - November 25, 2014, 6:39 pm
Nice to have another gal that understands...teehee.
MissPriss - November 25, 2014, 6:37 pm
Thanks Thedge!
MissPriss - November 25, 2014, 6:36 pm
We do so...but only how we want to hear it!
MissPriss - November 25, 2014, 6:36 pm
Ha...hurts to even blink.
MissPriss - November 25, 2014, 6:35 pm
Mr. Gary your comment reeks of experience.
mizzdizz - November 25, 2014, 8:49 am
nice slam! LOL! Lions ROTFL!
Thedge - November 25, 2014, 8:03 am
Omission, often the wiser part of valor. 5'd.
Oldsod - November 25, 2014, 7:13 am
See? Women don't want hone5ty...
EmilioDumphque - November 25, 2014, 3:13 am
Not a wink, your honor, not a wink!
GaryO - November 24, 2014, 9:52 pm
awww, yeaaaaah

Partnership -

National Treasures -

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mizzdizz - August 29, 2015, 12:06 pm
That's terrible!!!!!! LUV IT ROTFL! 5L Everything's covered---somebody woke up on the conservative side of the bed this morning----

Not Ready -

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mizzdizz - July 9, 2016, 8:46 am
I think we've all had rude mornings like this! chuckle, chuckle...^!


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mizzdizz - June 13, 2016, 4:50 am
Thanks, Cern!
concern3 - June 13, 2016, 4:48 am
Nice, UP yours

Firefox -

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Problem solver -